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Post by Erich on Sept 26, 2010 11:16:43 GMT -5
I understand most of our visitors and members these days use our forum for resources and training. This has primarily been the case since we closed TOPS down. I decided to come in regularly and post some humor to add a bit of activity and give a break from our work. I welcome all to add their funny stories...
Here is my first:
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What Did You Think I Said?
After his death, Osama bin Laden went to paradise. He was greeted by George Washington, who slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!"
Patrick Henry punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end America's liberty, but you failed." James Madison appeared, kicked him in the crotch, and said, "This is why I allowed the government to provide for the common defense." Bin Laden was subjected to similar beatings from James Randolph, James Monroe, Thomas Jefferson and 66 other early Americans.
As he writhed in pain on the ground, an angel appeared. Bin Laden said, "This was not what I was promised." The angel replied, " I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you. What did you think I said?"
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